Surf Demotivational Poster
CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!
HALLUCINATION - WHEN YOU START TO SEE YOUR LAPTOP LIKE THIS. YOU´RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME SURFING FOR PORN.
THE OCEAN -
EXTREME SURF MUSIC - The Beach Boys can BITE ME!!
GaryO dreams of this -
SHARK SURFING - After 450 million years, they pretty much have it down pat.
PAPA OOO MOW MOW -
TOW-IN EXTREME SURFING - The use of a helicopter for "TOW-IN" surfing started to appear in the mid 2000s.
ACT OF GOD?! - This just in! Insurance companies all over the world now think that God hates the Japanese...
AUSTRALIA DAY -
SHARKS - You may think they're cool They think you're a snack
HONOLULU - A great place for a vacation... It has sand for the kids, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother...
TSUNAMI-KILLER WAVES DUDE - Catch a wave and you're surfin' on top of the world. Dude.
The Dude Abides -
CATCH A WAVE - and you're sittin' on top of the world
EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE BIRD -
FROZEN TSUNAMIS - Surf's Up? And staying "up" apparently
SILVER SURFER - You're doing it wrong!!!
COW SURFING - 'cause Board Surfing on the water is for PANZIES!!!
MOON DOGGIE LIVES -
CHEESEBURGERS IN PARADISE -
ALL WE NEED - are some tasty waves a cool buzz and we'll be just fine
REEF RASH - Like a tattoo, a permanent reminder of the stupidity in your youth
HAVE YOU HEARD? - That the Bird is the word
Coast Guard -
PEARL DIVING -
I'M NOT THAT STRONG -
SURFER GIRL - Little surfer little one...Made my heart come all undone...Do you love me, do you surfer girl? Pure Classic!
BUFFET TABLE - The sharks eat all they want for $3!
SURFS UP - "The sphincter factor was a 10 out there today." "It's a freakin' zoo of hodads 'n gremmies."
GERRY LOPEZ - Old Surfers Never Die....They Make Barbarian Movies!
WIPE OUT! - You will believe a man can fly
NATURE'S PERFECTION - Why spoil it with the BLOOD of a surfer?
YOUR LAST THOUGHT... - ...Who's gonna feed my cat?
DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first!
BUTTHOLE SUPERVISORS -
BORN TO SURF - Because performing for humans is lame dude!
THE BANZAI PIPELINE - Surfing's Holy Grail Many have tried only to fail...
SURFING - Great job. I'd say a few more weeks of practice and you'll be good to go
LOST TIME -
Kowabunga Dude! -
The bird is the word -
THE INVENTION OF INGENUITY -
Crowd surfing -
CROWD SURFING - burns almost as many calories as channel surfing!
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN -
I'm the king of the wor....... -
SURFIN' SAFARI -
WHEN ATTRACTING SHARKS -
SURF'S UP - Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the 'net, it's a lot more.
THE SURF - Has had enough, and went for the spectators.
BIG SURF - Not just for Cubby and friends.
SURF'S UP - And it looks PISSED!
CROWD SURFING - Everyone can do it!
FAIL - go home
LIFE - Life's a beach, and then the surf breaks
I do all my own stunts! -
No such thing as a bad day surfing! -